I’m glad Veronica Mars got canceled. I watched the third season this week past, and it wasn’t half as good as the second which wasn’t half as good as the first. Then I saw the pilot for season four on YouTube, and like I said, I’m glad VM got canceled. I know I’m years behind […]

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When did zombies become a fad? Was it before or after Max Brooks? George Romero’s genius? Milla Jovovich half-naked with a shottie in one hand? The exotic humor of Shaun of the motherfucking Dead? I seriously need to know, cause this whole Z-Day lovefest is pretty lame and I need someone (something?) to blame for […]

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In French class today, when asked what he did last night, a student turned to the prof and said that he watched “le Colbert Report.”

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