It’s been a while. I only remember to write in here when I’m overtly stressed and doing too much with too little time. Bulleted-lists work well for this scenario and degree of laziness, I imagine:

I declined the Lit Magazine layout editor position.
This is because I got promoted at work and salaried. I’m no longer a […]

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When did zombies become a fad? Was it before or after Max Brooks? George Romero’s genius? Milla Jovovich half-naked with a shottie in one hand? The exotic humor of Shaun of the motherfucking Dead? I seriously need to know, cause this whole Z-Day lovefest is pretty lame and I need someone (something?) to blame for […]

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